- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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