What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Women's Sports

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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