Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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