Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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knock knock who's there?

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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OBAMA

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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