- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Six million.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Hippopatomous!

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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