- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Hi.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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