How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

verry nice how mUCH?

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Woman's rights.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

whats really hot the sun

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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