Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

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guess what what? nothing.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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