Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Women's rights...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Women Voting

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Joay impistato is a fig

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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