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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

rape that shit

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

God bless America, and no where else.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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