- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Potato.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What's dead? Your mum.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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