- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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