q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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i love huge wieners.

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don't look behind you

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Anti Joke

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