whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Anti Joke

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