- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

You just won the game...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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