- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Gabe Mercado

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are penis

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

who is awesome? no one...

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