whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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