Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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