Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What is next?

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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I like to eat people

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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