- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Whats White and sticky? Semen

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

whats brown? poop.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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