Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

what do gay people eat?? food

What is next?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

I like to eat people

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...