- Anti Joke

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Blarg

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Homework.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

alston wang

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Blarg

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Homework.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

alston wang

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon