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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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