- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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