- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Don't think of granny porn

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

That's Racist

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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