- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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