A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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