- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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