Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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who farted your mother

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Canada

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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The Irish man was sober.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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