What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

OBAMA

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Good.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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