What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's up? The sky.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Is this a chair?

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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A Banana wrote this...

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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