What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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knock knock

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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