Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Do you need any assistance?

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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1234 5

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Anagram.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

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