roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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hey.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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stop it ryan vallee

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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gay rights

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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