aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A black man walks into a book store.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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