A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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The penn state football administration

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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"Up to 50% off."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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