Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Sex. That is all.

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

i'm not gay

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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