What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

Smart Blondes

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

World Peace

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

save water shower with friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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