- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Ancient Greeks rights

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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