What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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c+t+c?

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Anti Joke

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