Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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cory is gay

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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