¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Gestapo.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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