I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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ha.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Canada's army

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