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What is an anti-joke? This is.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Asians

This is not a good joke.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

T-Dog scare me

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

This is my joke. funny

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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