What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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