- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What is an anti-joke? This is.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

osama bin ladens hiding spot

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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