A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Anti Joke

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