Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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baby loves lalma

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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BWAT

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Potato.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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potatoes

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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