- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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