Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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