What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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