Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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maddie latino

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Akshaytiger World

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Anti Joke

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