a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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