What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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8=D

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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