You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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