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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

T-Dog scare me

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

How much is an abortion? A life

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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