whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Like this joke

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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"Up to 50% off."

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Enchilada

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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