Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Compton

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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women leaving the kitchen

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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