Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Wolf Pussy

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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