What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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You smell bad? Cool.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Rob Bell

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Anti Joke

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