Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Your Mom

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Looks through the peephole.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Hey, Max!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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It says so on your cap.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Canida

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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