- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Women's sports.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

knock knock go away ok

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