How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What sucks?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Hellen Keller

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A seal walks into a club.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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