Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Knock Knock Come in

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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