A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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